I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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