Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Randomize