I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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