Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Randomize
