I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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