They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I want to fling myself into the sun
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
