Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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