There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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