By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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