She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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