i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I see more hoeing in ur future
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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