Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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