Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
The air was thick with penises
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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