awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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