he puts the penis in happiness.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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