Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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