I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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