And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Shame is for Republicans.
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