Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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