Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Brb crying the tears of my youth
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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