i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I have feelings that need drinking.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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