I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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