My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
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