Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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