are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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