I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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