yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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