I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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