So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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