Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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