I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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