What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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