Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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