i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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