Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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