Well douche your snatch and let's go!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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