Small penises have feelings too.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
My pussy is not your playground.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Randomize