I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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