What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
