Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Farmville is her only friend.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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