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(918): View more from Oklahoma

i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."

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(646): View more from New York

i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation

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(562): View more from California

Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.

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(775): View more from Nevada

she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend

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(903): View more from Texas

All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport

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(770): View more from Georgia

I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.

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