btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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