upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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