i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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