Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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