we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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