i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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