We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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