At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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