i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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