let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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