Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
